Gush Party Store

"It's not that our work is that great. It's that anyone's work could be this great."
- Made Up Quote by Made Up Person

 

Smoocher - For This I Am Greatful (CD)
Forget childbirth. This album is the creation that Smoocher's loins have been aching to make. Recorded during the free time between pouring drinks, Greatful is catchy, sexy, and any other adjective that may pique your interest. (11 tracks, 28 minutes) - $6.00 postage paid

Listen to MP3: Nature's Accident  [3.3 Mb]
Listen to MP3: Tropical Fresh Family  [4.0 Mb]

 

Smoocher - Three Miles of Sorry (CD)
It's like riding in an elevator drunk and mashing all the buttons. You want humor and heartbreak? It's got that. You want perfectly constructed keyboard pop with a mixture of crooning and hollering? It's got that, too. (14 tracks, 25 minutes) - $6.00 postage paid

Listen to MP3: Stay Cougar  [3.7 Mb]
Listen to MP3: Dance Party No. 2  [2.4 Mb]

 

Sir Awesome - How To Not Get Pooze (Zine)
Whether you're tired of pumping pussy or you never got any va-va-vagina to start with, Sir Awesome's illustrated* pamphlet** is all you'll need to not hump women. For just $1.25 you'll receive literature listing numerous*** ways to not get laid. That's right; for one dollar and a twenty-five cents you are on your way to learning the secrets**** to not scoring. This literature is your key to a door that doesn't have a throbbing, wet vagina waiting on the other side. Pay one lousy dollar and a quarter and see how totally easy it can be to not stick your wing-wang in a woman's ho-hum. This offer is totally legit! Order now! - $1.25 postage paid

* - hand-crafted stick figures drawn by Sir Awesome himself
** - a sheet of photocopied notebook paper lovingly hand-folded
*** - at least three
**** - obvious secrets

 

If you trust me enough to use PayPal, you can do so by sending money to jay @ theplug.net. (Don't let the other domain name fool you. This is a very legitimate business.) If you prefer to pay by check or money order (made out to Jay Carlson), please do the math and send it to Gush Party, P.O. Box 8613, Atlanta, Georgia 31106. And be sure to include a self-addressed stamped envelope so that we may send you an eyedropper of blood to complete your gang initiation.

NOTE: Let it be known that Gush Party's CDs are NOT professionally burned. They are CD-Rs, but don't be discouraged. The audio files are burned from WAV files (very good super-awesome nice quality) as opposed to MP3 files (not that great eh so-so quality).

 

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