Let me tell you a little something about my wife. She is fantastically hot. She bought a dress recently and wore it for the first time to a wedding. I think there's an unwritten rule that guest attire isn't supposed to upstage the wedding party, but Patti gave the bride a run for her money. I don't want to get graphic, but thank you Lord for a safe drive home. It's fun to play wedding night. To kiss her passionately. To let her know that I'll be hers forever.

That was my gush. Welcome to the party.