I got HDTV. I know I'm not the first, but damn I feel like Marie Curie and HD is polonium. Yay, science. Yay, analogies.

I don't even know why I'm bothering to look at a pixelated computer monitor right now. This Normal D is making me depressed.

FACT: HDTV gives everyone 15/20 vision and cures boredom cancer.