In the middle of driving to the Farmer's Market, Patti asked, "Did U.S.S.R. produce stock?"

I sat there for a second and went, "Huh?"

Again she asked, "Did U.S.S.R. produce stock?"

Apparently I heard her correctly the first time, but still, "I have no idea what you are talking about."

She said, "The produce in our refrigerator. Did you assess our produce stock?"

The Iron Curtain of misunderstanding fell swiftly and we laughed about the communist talk until we went wee-wee-wee all the way home.