My boss Karen called me on the phone to ask what happened to Lite 94.9 FM. Apparently it's country now. I told her she was asking the wrong guy, so she told me to ask another coworker for confirmation. As luck would have it, that's exactly when I found the memo to her that got lost in the mail:

MEMORANDUM
ATTN: Karen
RE: 94.9 FM
We are no longer a “Lite” station. We will now be playing country music until further notice. Don't believe us? Tune in and listen for yourself, then call someone because you can't believe your fucking ears.
Sincerely,
Progress n' Shit of the Rotating Earth