Work had an open house for the new office. Employees were given stupid labor tasks for the past two days. Mine included sweeping, mopping, vacuuming, and revising my resume.

My boss felt it was important for our new office building to be consecrated. The guests were asked to gather in a moment of *sigh* prayer. I found it rather awkward, but at least there was good food. And a lot of fucking Bluetooth. And one annoying pre-teen whose face almost consecrated my fist.