APR 7
2006

 

 

If I lived with a clone of myself, I would make one of us the drunken Jay and the other the sober Jay. Then we could have a symbiotic relationship and benefit from each other's state. Drunken Jay needs sober Jay to get things done around the house and earn money at work. And sober Jay likes watching drunken Jay's hijinx as if he were a pet. Plus, it'd make good written material* for sober Jay**.

* - Like this.
** - Who is drunk right now.

 

 

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