Challenge #9 [MP3 - 1.3 Mb]
(Lyrics submitted by Sarah Jane Elliott / Music & Vocals by Smoocher)

Sir Alistair Pinklepurr Esquire
How can a 24-pound cat be so scared of everything?
When you hide your head under a scarf
We can still see your expansive butt.
I know you don't want drops in your eye
But I have to ‘cause you have herpes and it's gross.
Sir Alistair Pinklepurr Esquire
You're scared of everything.